YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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