i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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