no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
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