I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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