Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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