After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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