Porn is love you can see.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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