Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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