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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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