i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
why is half of my head shaved?
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