Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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