I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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