Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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