She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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