Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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