well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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