We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
my poor anus
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Randomize
