I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
She's JV to your varsity
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Randomize
