I'm lost and stupid without you.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I DEMAND FORESKIN
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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