Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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