just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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