I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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