You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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