She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Randomize
