It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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