Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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