How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Found your dick twin last night
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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