I wish I could teleport
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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