There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
You can't just leave with hair like that
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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