ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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