im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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