# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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