Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
