Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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