bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
how can u be prego again
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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