I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Randomize
