I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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