hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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