your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
