how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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