Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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