omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
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