you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
