But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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