If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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