Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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