Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
Randomize
