MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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