If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
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