nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
