What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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