Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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