is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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