Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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