just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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