There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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