It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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