Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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