Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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