p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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